Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Where is the hickey?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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