Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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