yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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