I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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