I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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