i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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