oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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