Can Purell be used as lube?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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