we have officially lost it.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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