we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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