Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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