I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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