Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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