i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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