Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
