I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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