accomplished twins. life is a go
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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