the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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