Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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