summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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