Plan B is the new Plan A
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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