So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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