Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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