You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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