Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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