i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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