a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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