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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?

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I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"

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(302): So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned? (443): I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me" http://tfl.nu/og83

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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.

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Is it any good?

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Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.

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(615): Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet. (404): Is it any good? (615): Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that. http://tfl.nu/ptq9

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(315): View more from New York

You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.

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(315): You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter. http://tfl.nu/a7op

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(619): View more from California

You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.

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(619): You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer. http://tfl.nu/hqfv

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(207): View more from Maine

I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7

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(207): I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7 http://tfl.nu/thj7

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(618): View more from Illinois

some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.

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(618): some guy just burried his vomit in the sand. http://tfl.nu/hqvi

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(407): View more from Florida

If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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(407): If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do? http://tfl.nu/1p3s

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(204): View more from Manitoba

when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?

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....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best

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(204): when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this? (1-204): ....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best http://tfl.nu/o3b5

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(240): View more from Maryland

the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?

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(240): the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!? http://tfl.nu/muuy

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(904): View more from Florida

We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon

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(904): We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon http://tfl.nu/g9lm

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(435): View more from Utah

I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!

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(435): I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!! http://tfl.nu/1ljj

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.

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(508): He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare. http://tfl.nu/rbhx

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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.

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(864): I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide. http://tfl.nu/p1xg

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.

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Pics or STFU

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(617): Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward. (1-617): Pics or STFU http://tfl.nu/b1yq

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(315): View more from New York

So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.

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(315): So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt. http://tfl.nu/iloo

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