god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.