He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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