is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
