I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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