I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
