Kiss
Puke
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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