One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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