hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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