As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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