So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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