Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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