I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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