Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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