Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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