i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
As shirtless as possible
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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