You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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