she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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