Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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