do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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