she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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