I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
