i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize