Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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