Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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