He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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