Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
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Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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