i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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