I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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